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Yamato, Takasho, Shimamoto!
Yamato, Fujiri, So!
Yamato!
Shimamoto, what if...
Yeah?
...your parents give you 6 videos a week...
...will you stop?
Well, just once a year...
...let's say you have...
...a calm future.
Okay.
So what do you do?
Hmmm...
What do you do in reality?
Well...
...hunting.
Incorrect!
Eh?
Fujiri-san!
No, grilling meat.
Incorrect!
Hahahaha!
- That's not right. - You're the busiest and you don't like it, right?
- That's not right. - I guess I'll continue what I'm doing now, like a cafe or construction industry.
- That's not right. - That's not right.
- I'm serious about that. - What's wrong with that?
- YouTubers are not professionals. - Yeah.
There are professionals beyond videos and there may be a side like a talent, but there are also professionals like a talent.
It's the most useless and so-called "crush- impossible" kind of thing.
However, there is a job where you can live a career of "let's leave it and do something else" and that is...
- It's a concert of other YouTubers. - A concert!
Well, you may have seen various famous people's YouTube channels, but...
- It's not what they think. - It depends on the person.
- No one thinks about it. - It depends on the person.
- There are people behind the scenes. - There are people like that.
They think about it all, so they probably don't use it.
It depends on the person and the team.
If you have a title like "I'm a talker and I've left such a record,"
Wow, please share that experience with our YouTube channel.
Well, in the end, you may get it for about 400,000 yen.
- Wow! - That's really good.
However, we've only done this "crush-impossible" so far,
so I'm going to test it with you to see if there is a shop that you can think of when you let others do it completely.
So, this time,
we're going to look for YouTubers who are just right.
If you're a YouTuber who doesn't have many subscribers, it's going to take some time.
- That's right. - We want to get results as soon as possible,
so we have quite a few subscribers,
and we've been doing this for quite a long time,
but we've been struggling a little lately.
- And we live in one of those places. - Wow!
- We're a group of people, and we don't like girls. - I see.
- I think we can do this song if we can find one. - It's going to take some time.
- There is one! - What?
- Huh? - What?
- There are five of us. - What kind of station is that?
- It's similar!
- He's our senior, so...
- We're on top of our game.
- If it's a business, it's a business.
- Apparently, we met last year, too.
- You don't have to use Rokumen Station's channel on your own.
- If you want to consult Rokumen Station,
you can watch this video.
- And you can actually upload videos to Rokumen Station's channel without saying anything.
- But about a week after the video was released,
we were like, "Huh? We did this and that."
- This time, we're going to split up into two teams and compete against each other.
- The teams are... It's a little unusual, isn't it?
- The team that's sitting on the sofa and the team that's crawling on the floor.
- You!
- This time, I really wanted to be on this team.
- That's right.
- It's a little interesting.
- The people down there are more of a "deac" type.
- They're more of a "power" type.
- And we, who are sitting deeply on the sofa...
- Are more of a "think before you do" type of people. - Well, we're more of a "calculate before you do" type of people.
- And when we're doing a concert, we're more of a "power" type of people. - Through this video.
- We're not "power" type of people. - For now, just by looking at the recording station's video...
- It's easier for us to not know if we're involved in something or not. - Yes.
- The rest is up to you. - Yes.
- Well then, let's get it recorded! - Yes!
- Shiketa apartment. No, it's not an apartment, it's an apartment. - It looks like it. - It's rusty. - Oh, this is it!
- Yes, this is it!
- Wow, wow, wow. - Wow!
- It's dirty. - Wow!
- It's tough! - It's like an old YouTube video.
- Wow! - Wow, it stinks!
- It's really dirty. - Yeah, it is.
- It's amazing. - Is this a living room?
- Huh? Isn't it a house? - Isn't it a house?
- Isn't it a big room in the back? - It looks like a living room, but I don't think it's a living room.
- Huh? What's this? A coaster? - Isn't the boss a little talented?
- Well, honestly, as a YouTuber, it's the best.
- I found this at a game store. - Cool dog.
- Well, I'm a big senior. - But it looks like an old boss, doesn't it?
- Well, it's true for me, too. - It might be better to go to an old boss.
- Is that so? Was I like that?
- Is it a bath? For this door. - Wow, it's kind of sticky.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's dark!
- Does this mean it's in there?
- Hey.
- It's too late for this! - It's too late for this!
- I'm intrigued by this mirror. - Now that I look at it, it looks like a digital mirror.
- It's like this kid's mirror when Rockman died. - A bit so.
- Now I'm curious about what's in there. - I'll go over there.
- Wow! There are people in there! - Wow, there are people in there!
- It's plain. - What is it?
- Wow, that's nasty. - There are people in there.
- There are three of us. - There are three of us?
- The air conditioner is only here. - The air conditioner is only here?
- The number of rooms is important. - You guys, you know,
There's a YouTuber called "Yokumen Station"
That's right!
This time, we're doing a concert.
Concert?
So we thought we'd help you guys out.
Huh?
- Let's do this! - He's so honest!
I didn't know you guys were so open-minded.
I'll have you guys record everything we say to our boss.
We haven't been asked anything yet.
We don't have a copyright.
Anyway, let's move to your usual filming location.
Yeah.
- Let's start here. - Like this.
- From here... - Like this.
- Huh? - Like this.
- The background is messed up. - This is the background.
- This is bad.
- Look at this.
Don't believe the red dragon.
Die!
If he comes, we'll miss him.
We didn't go as far as the script, but we thought we'd do it like this.
So we'll prank Yokumen-kun this time.
- Huh? - Huh?
- I'm sure you're there. - I'm there.
You won't know unless you explain what prank we're doing.
- I'm there. - I'm there.
- If we're pranking, we'll do it like this. - We'll do it like this.
If you don't want to prank me, just skip it!
If you're in our situation, you'll have to prank me!
- Is that your line? - Yeah, I'm at my limit.
I came up with a prank that would make you wonder, "If we're actually pranking, how are we going to do it?"
When Yokumen comes home...
It's a prank on an old man we don't know who died!
It's a good title!
This time, no matter who is doing it,
no matter which YouTuber is doing it,
if you're curious about it, you should do it.
If you want to see it,
it's narrowed down.
I'm going to take it all in.
First of all,
Sakanagi and Shimori will set it up.
As usual,
I'm going to set up this prank.
Acting is important here.
Like it's real.
I'm going to set it up like this.
Like this.
I'm going to get rid of this air
and say, "This room is too much."
I've bought some furniture.
I'm going to set it up like this.
First of all, I'll call Shimori.
We live together.
Yokumen will say...
My room is ***, right?
I'll ask.
Shimori will say... "I'm not at home."
Please listen to Yokumen.
Yokumen will be in trouble.
I'll take this scene, too.
I'll hide it in the hallway.
It's not possible.
It's not possible, but you can definitely see it.
I'll take it all in.
Next, I'll call Sakanagi.
I think Yokumen will say...
My room is ***, right?
It's important.
Your room is ***, right?
"My room is ***," you said like that.
That's fine.
Let's start shooting!
Let's go!
Let's shoot "Climbing in."
Let's start with "Climbing in."
Is the camera on Yokumen?
Why?
Ready, action!
I'm Shimonica!
I'm Sakanagi!
Yes!
Cut!
You got lost too much!
You can do it as usual.
Let's use the explanation.
I'll continue.
I don't need it!
When you come home and an old man lives in your house, will you get angry or apologize?
Let's go!
Cut!
OK!
That's a good tempo.
We have to clean up the room or we can't go in.
First of all, let's push things around Shimonica.
I want you to go down 2 or 3 times.
Go for it, Fumi-chan!
I'm looking forward to it!
Is it over?
It's too bright.
It's over.
I told you not to move.
It was a glass.
I heard everything you said.
It was fun!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was really good!
You usually do it.
Is the front door OK?
The front door is ours.
The front door is a little far away.
Then we can't help it.
Let's forget about it for now.
At the end of the last scene, you said, "It was a normal front door."
Did you notice him?
I'm going crazy.
Are you OK?
It was really good!
Maybe it was 10 yen
There are not many things
Well, well, well
Isn't it highly complete?
I think it's pretty good
Yes
Finally! We will film the prank part
Yes
600 people are in the room
Yes
Let's bring them in!
Please come in!
Hello!
Nice to meet you
Excuse me, I've been waiting for you for a while
Nice to meet you
You are the friend of Mr.Iriguchi, right?
Yes, I live in his house
Nice to meet you!
I've heard a lot about you
Thank you very much!
Please sit here and eat ramen like you are watching TV
Then, 10 people will come in
Thank you very much!
Excuse me, one more time
One more time?
Let's forget about what we just did
Let me introduce you for the first time
Ready!
Action!
OK! As you can see
The house where Mr.Iriguchi lives is complete
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'll wait for you to come back and get married!
I'll do it!
Oh!
OK!
Perfect!
Thank you very much!
Let's set up the camera and do it!
OK!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Action!
Huh?
Cut!
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Are you looking down on YouTube?
Hey!
Don't waste your first appearance!
For what?
For what did you let me say hello to you?
You were laughing from the beginning and you were late!
It was a story that surprised me and I jumped up!
Ready!
Action!
[This is a prank video, so we're going to do it in real life!]
Okay!
- That was good! - That was good!
It's real, isn't it?
- I think this is the real one. - Yeah, it's the real one.
- Come here, come here, come here. - Okay.
What's important is whether you apologize or get angry.
I want to make you laugh with a conclusion, so I'll apologize.
- Huh? - Apologizing is fun.
- That's fun. - You're wrong.
- Apologizing is more fun. - Really?
Because you're in your own room.
Here I go!
Ready...
Action!
[This is a prank video, so we're going to do it in real life!]
Who is it?
- Okay! - It's okay.
- That's great! - That's great!
- Hi! - Hi!
- Wow! - Okay, okay!
- I'm so happy! - I'm so happy!
- I was actually scared. - I was actually scared.
- Yamada-san's... - Huh?!
- Um... - Huh?!
- The breaker fell. - It was stuck in there.
Don't prank me!
I'm starting to feel like I'm going to get caught.
- I'm starting to feel like I'm going to get caught. - I'm worried about you.
- We're doing well, right? - Yeah.
- We're really experimenting, right? - Yeah.
- I don't know what you're going to say in these comments. - No, it's true!
- Don't experiment with my channel! - No, it's not!
For those of you who are watching this video,
we're making you do hard work, so we want you to go watch it.
If you laugh at this video, please subscribe.
Laugh?
But you can't laugh at this prank.
You know too much about us.
So, I don't know what's going on with this camera, but we are the second one.
Good job, good job, good job.
Usankusai is here.
Usankusai and one guest are different.
Who?
They look good, don't they?
We will also help you.
Let's start with the seminar.
Seminar?
Please look at this screen.
Mr. Tsushima, please.
It seems like you guys are working hard, but is there any way to extend it more?
Any way to extend it?
Okay, here is the slide.
What do you think YouTube is?
I will say one word.
It is a place where you can show interesting things.
That's for sure.
It's a place where you can enjoy yourself.
That's a good idea.
You guys are doing a good job.
It's a place of expression.
No, it's not.
Not at all.
Next page.
It's different.
It's completely different.
Is the slide show over?
Yes, it is.
Did you get it?
Yes, I got it.
You got the meaning of it, didn't you?
There is no correct answer, is there?
Correct answer?
Don't say that!
A pure white canvas.
It's a place where you can draw anything.
A pure white canvas.
And it's a place that is more destructive than any kind of presentation.
It's a place where you can drink alcohol.
I came here by car.
It's okay.
What we are going to do today is...
There is a program called "With Your Mother" on educational TV.
Oh, I see.
We are going to show you a version of it.
Oh, I see.
You are going to focus on us.
That's right.
Not only your fans, but also people who know you will appreciate it.
Then, we are going to ride it.
Please listen to everything we say.
We will listen to everything you say.
Absolutely.
It suits you.
Do you know what it is?
What does it look like?
It's like "Mokomichi Onii-san".
That's right.
"Mokomichi Onii-san"?
"Hiromichi Onii-san"?
"Mokomichi" is like this.
It's like you can watch short contents.
Is it like an omnibus?
That's right.
I think it's not that long.
Let's start with the opening.
Hello, I'm Rantoka Onii-san.
Is it okay if it's not like that?
I'm going to do it like me.
Okay, three, two...
Do you see this girl in front of you?
She's Mokomichi!
And...
She's Hiroko!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
She's Hiroko!
Her big neck...
She looks like a man!
I think I'm going crazy!
Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
Yes!
I made this for you!
Oh, I see!
I made this for you!
Yes!
I made this for you!
Yes!
Oh, I see!
Let's meet up.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
This is crazy.
At this point...
Um...
Our...
Editing is up to you.
Something like that.
Is this going to end?
Actually...
We haven't even started yet.
No, I'm serious.
Let's be a little more loyal.
Let's do our best.
No, you're right.
I thought so.
Let's talk.
From your channel!
It doesn't matter what I do!
I can't see your vision very well.
Just follow me.
Go away!
Just follow me!
If you follow him, you can get views.
Be patient in this world.
Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
I don't like this atmosphere, but let's do it.
Let's start with 'start'.
Can you say 'ranking, start'?
Ranking?
I often see it on YouTube.
Shining starts with you.
Can you put it in?
If you put it in suddenly, people will watch it.
People will watch it.
Is this also included in the ranking?
Ranking is not about gambling.
It's about Apex's strong characters.
That's fine.
Let me do it quickly.
Well then, you too, with teeth full of money and money spent, let's have fun together.
Well then, let's start ranking!
- We won! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- It's cool! - Yeah!
[Ranking]
- Well, we've come up with a corner for you three. - Yes.
- There's a corner like "Today's something." - "Today's dog."
- Today's "ora!" - Yes.
- That's the corner. - Yes.
- It's like we do it every time for the usual corner. - Yeah, like "What are you doing?"
- We do "ora!" every time. - Yes.
- Ah! - "Ora!"
- Cut. - Stop, stop, stop.
- Good, good. - "Ora!"
- Your favorite "ora!"
- "Ora!"
- Oh! - Oh!
- That "ora!" - Can you move back a little?
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- This won't stretch. - It won't stretch.
- Why? - Why?
[Ranking]
- Ah, and Shimody-kun, you may think you don't have much of a chance, but...
- Shimody-kun is always there.
- In a sphere, like this.
- Behind you.
- Oh, oh, oh.
- He's floating.
- I've been thinking about drawing something like "pachinkasu".
- Oh! - Oh!
- Thank you. - Who should I get this from?
- Well, I have the image of you doing it. - Yeah.
- Yeah, that's right. Then I'll have you do it, Namagi-kun. - Yeah, got it.
- In the middle of the "ohagi",
- you put it on a beautiful plate.
- And you decorate the surroundings in a fashionable way. - It's pretty good.
- It looks really good! The drool is flowing down.
Puku puku, puku puku, shushu, shushu, in no time, the juggler's piano...
- That's too funny! - It's not something you'd write in an educational show!
- I'm not good with pens, so I couldn't write it well. - Ready, action!
There's a cup in the middle, so I'll put it on a fashionable plate...
- Darn it! - That's unfair!
- The juggler's piano... - Okay!
- Wasn't it perfect? - It was perfect.
- It was perfect.
- That was the main dish. - I knew this show would end with a song.
- You lost! - You lost!
- I have a song for you. - Which one?
Two hundred million yen in debt, three hundred million yen in debt, but it's fun!
- The juggler's piano... - Thank you for the ending.
- You found me out! - I wanted to add lyrics or something like gambling, but I don't know what it is.
- Do you know what it is? - Do you know what the main dish is?
- That's realistic. - That's realistic.
- Okay! - Ready, action!
- Wealth is 30 million! Wealth is 30 million! Wealth is 30 million! But it's still fun!
- Wealth is 30 million! Wealth is 30 million! Wealth is 30 million! Wealth is 30 million! - Baron Puff's tax paid 30 million!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Nice one, you guys. - Awesome!
- Oh, we're a group! Come here! Come! - We have to put on make-up for it...
Ah! It's a collective mind! Come over here!
It's a collective mind!
What?
A collective mind...
I am Gaiden!
All creatures will eventually digest my knowledge to a high dimension!
- Let's hear it. - Let's hear it.
- It's a collective mind! - I'm scared of self - introduction.
Come over here!
I am Gaiden!
All creatures will eventually digest my knowledge to a high dimension!
Oh, that's great!
That's great!
- Yes! - Awesome!
Shall we start?
- Let's play one song in a row. - Let's do it.
- Here we go. - Yes!
3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1!
Sharky has 30 million
But it's fun
- Uwaaa! - Uwaaa!
- I won! - Hey, isn't it great?
- It's great, it's great - Then, onee-san, shall we go? - Yes
- Then, let's go - I'll also read it out loud, so "debt is 30 million yen" is from the back to the front
- I'll go - Go!
- Debt is 30 million yen - Debt is 30 million yen
- But it's fun - But it's fun
- Debt again - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Okay! - I won!
- It's great - It's great
- Everyone, thank you for watching today too!
- Lastly, onee-san and onee-san, together...
- Onee-san and... - That was good
- It's like we're always in sync - It's like we're always in sync
- Okay, let's go! - Okay, let's go!
- Debt is 30 million yen - Debt is 30 million yen
- Okay! - Okay!
- Today's concert is completely over!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- The results are out! - It's been about a week, or three weeks?
- Three weeks? - Three weeks?
We'll release the video, and you'll see the results a week later.
- And now... - Yes?
When you go home and see a weird old man living in your house...
- Have you seen it? - I have.
- It's pretty violent. - Everyone knows about it, right?
The six of you know a lot about it, too.
When you go home and see a weird old man living in your house...
We'll see it first thing in front of you.
And now, about that video...
What is it about?
- I was surprised when I saw it. - "Old Man Drowning in Gambling."
- That's funny. - It's not in this format.
- It's broken. - It's not in this format.
So, we've been thinking about producing someone in the future.
- The world of competition is judged by numbers. - That's right.
So, it's up to us to see which team is good enough for producing.
First of all, we asked Sakanagi...
how many times the video is played a week.
If it's less than that, we can't talk about it at all.
- You're in the way of the channel. - This is bad.
The average number is 32,000 times.
- In one week? - Yes.
- We can do better than that. - That's true.
First of all, the average number of views is 29,563 times in two weeks.
- You're doing unnecessary things. - It's a picture.
- It's a picture.
- It's a prank. - I didn't do anything wrong.
- You didn't do anything wrong. - I didn't do anything wrong.
- We've dirtyed Rockman Station's channel. - Stop it!
- And... - That's right.
- We, Shibatoshi's dream team... - We won.
24,720 times.
- Don't do unnecessary things! - What did you do?
You did unnecessary things.
We are the old men and women who played with their channels.
- It's not good. - It's not good.
We gave up on the sweet idea of producing other YouTubers...
and decided to keep making money until we die.
We can only self-produce.
Rockman Station will do our best to help you.
- Please watch it. - Please watch it.
- If you watch it, you'll make some money. - Please watch it.
Is it too much money for you?
- Thank you, Rockman Station! - Thank you!